So the BBQ and romance isn’t working?
Dear BS Boys…..
My wife loves it when I BBQ. The smell of the burning wood reminders her of camping and the sizzling sounds of the grilling meat really gets her excited. All I need is a good BBQ grill, a couple of ice cold beers (loaded Coronas even better) and I figure. . . it’s a gonna be a good night for me. And on top of that I save a few bucks compared to going out to eat at a local bar.
But lately my wife has been complaining about the way the burgers taste. If it doesn’t taste good she isn’t in a “romantic mood” which is bad for me. I can’t figure out what’s wrong. She says the meat tastes like sawdust.
Hey, she buys best ground beef she can; I’ve cleaned the grill with my welder brush and my buddy gives me only the best lumber scraps from his construction sites. I don’t know what’s wrong and I sure can’t take the romantic dry spell much longer. Can you help?
Dry aged jerky in Missouri
Dear Dry aged jerky,
Okay, got the picture, you’re a cheap bastard. Try some seasoned charcoals or char wood like mesquite or ironwood. That’ll take care of the flavor of the burgers.
Next try some aftershave and deodorant, AFTER you shave, shower and brush your teeth. Oh and gargle with the strong shit. I don’t care that it makes you cry, you wussy!
Then try some good music to get her in the mood, not the Rodeo Song. Ask her what kind of music she would like. That should get you through another night of not spending any money. Just think do that a couple of times and you’ll have saved enough bucks to take her to Wendy’s.
And you’re wondering why your not getting laid……cheez!