BS Boys, Okay, I thought I was a Republican until the last presidential race. But after then I voted, and I was totally confused, I think I might be turning into a Democrat. Help, is it too late to save me? Should I change my voter registration? Thanks in advance – Coming out… as a Democrat
Dear Coming out…
Ah, a very intelligent question indeed. So let me get this straight… you were a Republican, and then you started to feel the pangs of turning Democrat? Okay, looking deeper into your problem I see outside forces pulling and tugging at your decision.
Let me guess, you were a successful Republican businessman who was doing well. You started taking longer and longer lunches and your secretary started to look good. One thing leads to another and your wife catches you touching her keyboard. Now your ass deep in a divorce and the Ex owns the business. Money is all but gone now and your wandering around with a stupid look on your face because you got caught eating a slice of pizza while smoking a cigar as your secretary smoked you under the desk.
First, wandering aimlessly around with a stupid look on your face and looking for someone else to take the blame is, well, democratic. Eating pizza and getting smoked at the office is, well, democratic. Having a cigar, listening to “Hail to the Chief” while getting smoked is well, democratic.
I can see your problem clearly, but, there is a fix!
First, start another business, register temporarily as an independent, and after you start getting successful re-register as a Republican. That way you can ease the suffering, still not loose your dignity and lower yourself to a total jackass level!